my job is just to think of the phrase “dog library”. your job is to decide if it means a library for dogs or a library stocked with dogs
having so many good text post ideas but not enough followers to make it matter
after school snack:
WHO DIDN’T PUT THEIR TRAY-TABLE UP?
Me trying to finish something important on time:
you can just tell that Nicki Minaj is the kind of person that when you’re telling a story and everyone else in the group is talking over you, she’s making direct eye contact with you and paying extra attention so that you don’t get discouraged and stop mid-story
*gets drivers license*
old person: looks like im gonna have to stay off the roads!
it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie
the rise and fall
college is a fascinating place