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i am a girl :))
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mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

posted 20 hours ago with 329,021 notes

17yr:

adults: “what are your plans for the summer?” “what are you planning on studying in college?” “what do you want to do in the future?”

me:

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posted 20 hours ago with 131,118 notes

problemactic:

"drop down and give me 20!"

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posted 20 hours ago with 14,196 notes

langdonhorror:

a gay man portraying a straight man forcing a lesbian actress playing a lesbian to focus on a hot dude’s dick

ladies and gentleman, American Horror Story. 

(Source: repllicunt)

posted 20 hours ago with 299,041 notes
theonlyhopeformeisbands:

Canadian police on the job.

theonlyhopeformeisbands:

Canadian police on the job.

posted 20 hours ago with 126,486 notes

actionables:

SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL

posted 20 hours ago with 515,686 notes

I WISH I WASNT SO FUCKING INSECURE ABOUT MY BODY LIKE DAMN SON I JUST WANT TO WEAR SHORTS WITHOUT ALMOST CRYING

(Source: thechamberofsecrets)

I HATE when girls swear

riverclans:

snarftheconquerer:

It hurts. Hearing a cute voice say such foul things. It makes me sad.. If you want make to me sad be a girl and swear..

shut the fuck up

posted 20 hours ago with 262,323 notes

teen:

i wanna meet the male version of me 

posted 20 hours ago with 29,324 notes

uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who doesn’t ask you about your childhood and why you are the way that you are

don’t date anyone who won’t work to understand and accept those things

(Source: casualmalexlfan)

posted 20 hours ago with 14,760 notes

slaycinder:

jpgay:

i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do

It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

posted 20 hours ago with 730,142 notes
australiansanta:

????
posted 20 hours ago with 73,337 notes

dorkfeyrac:

people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me

posted 20 hours ago with 442,377 notes

damittromney:

my-name-is-long:

damittromney:

next up on having a vagina: are these cramps or should i tell my mom to take me to the hospital

Yeah that happened to me in 2012 and it turns out I have 2 uteruses.

whAT THE FUCK

posted 20 hours ago with 162,738 notes