"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"
Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.
Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means
Are you ever super obsessed with something for a while and then it fades out into you casually liking the thing and then something triggers it and suddenly it’s back to full blown obsession
ah how could i forget to post my own blackout poetry piece
*slips you 20 bucks* reblog my text posts
*takes 20 bucks* no
IM SO FUCKING MAD I JUST MADE THAT EXACT FUCKING FACE GOD DAMNIT