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sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

posted 2 days ago with 541,608 notes

cakejam:

cakejam:

VERY NSFW!!!!!

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(Source: cakejam)

posted 2 days ago with 150,658 notes

twerkings:

do you ever wonder if your followers ever talk about you outside of tumblr

posted 2 days ago with 277,397 notes
vodka-and-penises:

I’m sick of heterosexual tacos, I wanna go here.

vodka-and-penises:

I’m sick of heterosexual tacos, I wanna go here.

(Source: bosq)

posted 2 days ago with 14,078 notes

(Source: worldschat)

posted 2 days ago with 35,212 notes

nevesnevele:

theravennest:

rizaoftheowls:

hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s

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Hahahahahaha god I love tumblr

caraknightley:

caraknightley:

what do nudists do when they’re on their period

I still haven’t gotten an answer does no one know

(Source: goatpolice)

posted 2 days ago with 138,701 notes

zackisontumblr:

*doesn’t do homework and hopes for the best*

posted 2 days ago with 33,383 notes
sexualmuke:

my humour starts again

sexualmuke:

my humour starts again

posted 2 days ago with 2,385 notes
gutsygumshoe:


My boss has a two year old son and this is in his bathroom I’m laughing so hard omg

gutsygumshoe:

My boss has a two year old son and this is in his bathroom I’m laughing so hard omg

posted 2 days ago with 252,192 notes

loserchildhotpants:

marinashutup:

one time sophomore year this girl told a boy that she couldn’t go swimming because she was on her period and didn’t have a tampon and he said “can’t you just hold it” and this is why we need better sex education

OH GOD

posted 2 days ago with 229,623 notes

bennyslegs:

when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation

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posted 2 days ago with 308,520 notes

d3ssins:

my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of

  • omg
  • dude
  • (weird noises)
  • what the hell
  • i’m going to kill you
  • fuck you
posted 2 days ago with 399,930 notes

dutchster:

"Gay people are ruining the sanctity of marriage"

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posted 2 days ago with 17,547 notes

basedgosh:

*randomly feels pain on a random part of my body* oh god here we go im gonna die

(Source: canadad)

posted 2 days ago with 190,755 notes