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the-yolocaust:

the-yolocaust:

has anyone ever finished a game of monopoly

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i now know why

(Source: swarnpert)

posted 1 day ago with 317,131 notes
clumsy-doodles:

Inspired by this amazing artist. Her work always cheers me up so I thought it would be nice to draw something positive like the beautiful things she usually draws.

clumsy-doodles:

Inspired by this amazing artist. Her work always cheers me up so I thought it would be nice to draw something positive like the beautiful things she usually draws.

posted 1 day ago with 2,161 notes

thesociopathwithabox:

therepublicofrapunzel:

Having trouble breaking up with someone???
1. Lean in for a kiss
2. Stop before your lips touch theirs
3. Say “Oh ________, if only there was someone who loved you”
4. Walk away and let them die
 

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posted 1 day ago with 279,361 notes

hardcorefisting:

walmart-stripper:

glennfreysgroupie:

what if your url somehow had something to do with your future

its very possible

no

(Source: agent-foxymulder)

posted 1 day ago with 388,230 notes

r0llcake:

u (◠‿◠✿)

did not (◠‿◠✿)

teach us this (◠‿◠✿)

why is it (◠‿◠✿)

on the test (◠‿◠✿)

BITCH (⊙‿⊙✿)

posted 1 day ago with 170,951 notes

beyonco:

naming your child pizza so you know you’ll always love it

(Source: bitchbot)

posted 1 day ago with 117,654 notes

princeofhella:

pastaconstitution:

I JUST LOOKED IN MY BAG FROM TORA-CON AND FOUND SOMEONE’S PHONE. I’M PRETTY SURE IT BELONGED TO A MEENAH I WAS HANGING OUT WITH NAMED SHILOH. IF ANYONE KNOWS HER IN PERSON PLEASE TELL HER I THINK I HAVE HER PHONE????

Oh god guys pls signal boost this. Shilohs probably flipping out

posted 1 day ago with 15,146 notes
ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you
look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you

look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

(Source: yodiscrepo)

posted 1 day ago with 281,090 notes

olerex:

bitch i will connecticut u

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(Source: bueefs)

posted 1 day ago with 99,744 notes

koalatea:

true life: people like my hair more than they like me

posted 1 day ago with 371,979 notes

100worms:

if you hate me….. have you considered…. that I am beautiful? think it over

posted 1 day ago with 18,291 notes
via hancljob · © 100worms

wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

posted 1 day ago with 130,099 notes

romankyaryday:

you were named after two of the bravest men i ever knew, danny devito godzilla

dewitts:

sodomywithsaddam:

okayyy can everybody stop talking shit about ppl who give their dogs and cats all-vegan diets, i fed my cat all raw vegan food since he was a kitten and he lived a very happy four years :)

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posted 1 day ago with 45,868 notes

bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

posted 1 day ago with 70,673 notes