do you ever wonder if your followers ever talk about you outside of tumblr
i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.
clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s
Hahahahahaha god I love tumblr
what do nudists do when they’re on their period
I still haven’t gotten an answer does no one know
*doesn’t do homework and hopes for the best*
my humour starts again
My boss has a two year old son and this is in his bathroom I’m laughing so hard omg
one time sophomore year this girl told a boy that she couldn’t go swimming because she was on her period and didn’t have a tampon and he said “can’t you just hold it” and this is why we need better sex education
when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation
my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of
- (weird noises)
- what the hell
- i’m going to kill you
- fuck you
"Gay people are ruining the sanctity of marriage"
*randomly feels pain on a random part of my body* oh god here we go im gonna die